the Christmas..

I was running late.. looking at the new wristwatch that my brother Jeff has given me as a  Christmas present, (so sweet of him, I'm kinda not expecting anything, given the status that we are in) I know I am not gonna make it to my 7:00pm schedule. It's December 24th, for crying out loud, 1 hour more and it would be Christmas in the Philippines, 4 hours more and it will be in UAE... and I'm bound to spend it in the Airport. On-duty.

A couple of emotional calls to my family in the Philippines and some heartfelt messages to dearest  friends, my emotions went spiraling down in an instant. It doesn't help that 24th falls on  Friday, because everyone is at home preparing for the Noche Buena, so, while everyone is out doing last minute shopping, buying gifts for the holidays or sending money to the Philippines. I was there, waiting for my f*&%@g bus to arrive. And last but certainly not the freakin least..I was allocated to do Thai Airways flight, to which 75% of the passengers are kabayans bound to go home to the Philippines to spend the holidays with their loved ones. Looking at the long cue of excited passengers, I have felt that this is one those days when I really really wish that I am the one in the "other side of the fence". 

When was the last time I went home? 2 years ago...? God I have been missing a lot! For the last two years I have been busily spending my annual leave in making business trips to other country. Instead of going home, when I am expected to spend money, I chose to go elsewhere where I could earn more of it. I have always been practical in nature and for the last 2 years,  my practicality beats me badly.  Being the eldest in the brood of  four, I have taken the responsibility of providing for the family. My urgent need to PROVIDE is always greater than my need to get self gratification. Now, there is nothing I would trade for a few hours with my loved ones, especially with my Mother..

I recalled on the way to work, when the MRT doors opened... the voice said.. Al mattar, magna rakam wahed.... Airport Terminal 1... 

One kabayan.. hurried past me  carrying loads of shopping bags and she said exasperatingly  " Haayyy !Ang bigat namn ng dala-dala ko....!!

Following her with heavy steps,  alighting  the Metro,  I whispered... "Me too..."

the Guardians..

I fell freakin' in love with Josh Duhamel when my friend Glo lend me her copy of the WHEN IN ROME..

And believe me it was an instant love at first sight, as i have mentioned in my previous blog... when I was told by none other than GLO (again!) that  he has a new movie shown already, I never stopped til I got a way to watch it! It's the movie LIFE AS WE KNOW IT..

What would you do if you suddenly find yourself a guardian to an orphaned baby all of a sudden? And to make matter worst you are supposed to raise the kid with the person you totally hate?

with your carefully planned out life, peaceful existence and less complicated life style.. what can you do with this extra...?

but with a looker like this as a "guardian partner"....

... I think I can raise a dozen kids all at the same time!

Oh .. I hope Fergie would'nt mind....?Duh...! mas sexy namn ako sa kanya noh, kamusta naman! ;-)

the Nativity.. 21st Century Style!

Ever wondered what could have happened if Papa Joseph and Mama Mary had access to the Internet way back thousand B.C?

(credit for the video goes to the original uploader, this blogsite does not claim any credit for it.. just sharing :-))

the Dream..

4 days of Slight Fever, body ache, and colds is not really very funny. Especially if you have a lot of things to do and a lot of money that needs to be earned. My 2 days off had passed and I even wasn't able to do anything productive, adding to my misery is another 2 days of unpaid leave.. hence the 4 days of the love-my-bed-forever existence. 

The best thing  got from these days was I had pertinent excuse to just lie down and watch all the movies that I have been dying to see. Read the books and magazines that I am longing to read.

Inception is on the top of my list. I wouldn't even try, least of all begin to give my ratings on this, as the movie reviews and all had already speak for itself. All I could say in my most humble opinion is that this movie totally rocks! The effects are so astounding and even scary that I even thank God I didn't have money to watch this in 3D otherwise I would have collapsed with impossibility of what my eyes would see. Or most possibly, I even thank God that the movie is really just fictional, else, there could be a lot of people who will never sleep anymore! The movie itself is a dream. 

It wouldn't really hurt for us to have some sort of a TOTEM with us, so that we can separate the dreams from the realities of life. It is OK to dream... for as long as you know when to wake up.

The next pleasure I indulged in was reading my COSMO mags from Philippines. September and December Editions.. both are pasalubong by Mommy Michelle, when she went home for vacation. I just got the time to read. I always love Cosmopolitan magazines, but I love the Philippine Edition the most because it makes me feel close to home. It tackles issues that concerns sentiments of the Filipinas, in a way that is just "swak" to the taste of Pinays given the culture and all.

And of course, apart from the soup that I almost swam on.. simple pleasure is not a great pleasure without my Caramel Popcorn. God bless Oishi for making this, and God bless the one who brought this to Dubai... A piece of heaven in 1.95 AED!

And yes, I took that picture on top of the washing machine because the reality is, sick or no sick, I still need to wash my clothes because no body will do that for me here in Dubai!

Speaking of reality again, i got to go.... I have duty at 7pm to 2am..and yeah... that sucks..BIGTIME!

the Arrivals..

How was your day peeps??

I just finished my two-day-unproductive-day OFF just like that ..

48 freakin hours of doing absolutely nothing but to sleep in the morning and go online at night.. I am honestly becoming frustrated with the kind of sleeping habit that my night working schedule is causing me. Probably the reality is sinking in already, the thrill of doing night duty is beginning to fade and my body is now becoming susceptible to stress again.

I am feeling depressed because I have been so forgiving of myself  for not doing overtime, I feel so useless. And then again, when I do overtime I will feel stressed out also, because my body will be begging me to rest and I would still be out there at the concourse opening aero-bridges and waiting for passengers to disembark as I do ARRIVAL task ( I refuse to do check-in on OT, the idea of arguing with passengers on my off days is enough to make me gag in frustration!).

The down thing in doing ARRIVALS is that most passengers arriving came from vacation and most of them are either looking sad or simply... SAD :-(   ... because being in Dubai means "being back to work again", back to a foreign land... away from home and the ones you love. Are they really sad? or was it just me or how I perceive the world ? Darn it.. why is life so fu*king complicated?

Tomorrow.. back to work again. I know I shouldn't complain. God  is still there. 

Whatever happens and whatever arrive in our lives... we have to make the best of it. At the end of the day it it is not the DESTINATION that would always matters, but the entire journey itself.

the Cold Zone..

So cold today ..

Winter is officially ON..

My coat didn't really help much in providing warmth against the cold air as I made my way to the airport ramp to wait for the service bus to arrive..

Well, it's 2am in the morning. What can we expect?

haaaay... reminds me of the McDonald's slogan on their cold beverage cups:

"the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely, impossibly, awesomely cool..."

Ala lang... just some random thoughts, which reminds me of YUJIN's exchange of tweet with Gang Badoy, something about smell of Christmas in the Philippines during this period of time. Well, in Dubai Christmas or no Christmas, the smell remains the same.

SAME SAME ALATUL.

Kapag summer, amoy pawis. Kapag winter tamad magsi-LIGO. Linsyak na amoy yan! ibang LEVEL!

the FABIO-lous Feeling...

Something FABIO-lous happened in the Air France counter today..

One of the football superstars had graced our counters today.

Traveling First Class, was none other than the professional Italian footballer, FABIO CANNAVARO.

Honestly, I am not a fan of the football game, being, the Filipinos are more into Basketball and of course BOXING. I have asked for the help of Master Google and Brother Wiki (pedia) to know more about our dashing First Class passenger.

Brother Wiki stated that Mr. Cannavaro  "won the FIFA World Player of the Year award in 2006, making him the first, and so far, only defender to win the award, as well as the oldest recipient." 

"The 2006 World Cup stands as one of the most watched events in television history, garnering an estimated 26.29 billion non-unique viewers, compiled over the course of the tournament" -Wikipedia.

So that makes my NEW BOYFRIEND.. known to billions of people. Any ways, enough of the details.. here is my bluuuuuuuuuuurrrry to the highest level picture with my new love.. (ehehehehhe). Thanks to the forever-shaky-hands of YOUSEFF, I got this as a souvenir photo (grrrrrrr!)

Our picture is very raw.. not even edited, and sadly didn't give justice to his good looks at all. But blurry or no blurry... Love ko na Sya! He's been so patient to pose for a picture for all of us.. making him a sole target of the I-phones and Blackberry shooting squad!

Anyways, to compensate for the bad photo above, let me post some of  Mr. Cannavaro's (in my opinion) best shots.. (this site is not claiming any credit for the following images.)

ahem.... I lost my keys because of you... 

who the heck would open the flat door for me at 3:am in the morning?

Now I need to change the lock of my cupboards..

....get a duplicate key for my locker (hope the Admin. Head wouldn't nag).

All these hassle I need to go through because of one blurry picture and a smile that would haunt me forever! (naks!)

But darn it...... its all worth it! 

the "kowts" (that rocks the brain...)

When people are sad.. they tend to go out and have some fun..

When I feel sad.. I stay home and read "tweets"... (funny na LIBRE pa!). Here are some of the #gaguhangkasabihan, that can really cause serious KABAG.. so share ko lang. I had my share of utot! its your turn!

---------------- MARS----------------

Why did God make woman last?? -- Because He didn't want someone telling him what to do. ;p

A man asked a genie to make him a billion times smarter than anyman on earth, so the genie turned him into a woman.

I made a list of wrongs and rights tonight. And you' re number one on both sides.

Can u imagine a world without men? No crime and lot's of happy fat women.

Falling in love is like falling asleep when the class is going on, you were not supposed to.... but you did.

If women came with instructions, nothing would change. Men don't read instructions anyway

I knew I was in love when all those stupid songs started to make sense.

Yesterday is a canceled check; Tomorrow is a promissory note; Today is the only cash you have; So spend it wisely.

When I got the key to success there's always someone changed the lock.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.

If you are going through hell... keep going.

Life's too short, smile while you still have teeth. : D  

"I love u with all my butt I would say heart but my butt is bigger".

"Everyone who poops on you is not necessarily your enemy and everyone who helps clean it up is not necessarily your friend."

---------------------------KALOKA KOWTS----------------------------

Annhin mo ang bahay na bato kung...... sa kapitbahay mo to?!

Lahat ng cheese burger may cheese, pero hindi lahat ng hamburger may ham! 

Mahirap lunukin ang Pride, lalo na kung bareta :) 

Aanhin p ang gabi, kung wla k nmang katabi at Anong silbi ng may katabi kung wla namang nangyayari .

Bato bato sa langit, ang tamaan.........SAPUL!

ang batang masipag..... katulong pag laki!

Love is GOLD. --and time is blind

    

"Kung ANO ang tinanim, ANO din ang aanihin" 

Hindi lahat ng kumikinang ay ginto..minsan...MUTA lang yan.  

Ako ang nagsaing... iba ang kumain..... DIET ako eh. 

Aanhin pa ang damo...kung naka-rehab na ang kabayo?

  

Aanhin pa ang damo kung wala namang kabayo? Edi ikaw gumamit!

walang madilim na daan kung jowa ang pupuntahan...  

Papunta ka pa lang........ Sige, ingat! 

Pag binato ka ng bato..........umilag ka! wag shunga!  

Birds of the same feather..........malamang mag kamag-anak! 

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Ang Batang Masipag, Pag Laki Pagod!

ang taong hnd lumingon sa pinanggalingan.. nanggaling sa bahay ampunan,  malamang!!

ang hindi marunong lumingon sa pinanggalingan ay....may stiffneck!!!!

walang matigas na tinapay........ sa mas matigas na ngipin..

Walang matinong lalake sa malanding kumpare.

kapag may tyaga.........GOODLUCK!     

huwag mang-agaw ng asawa...kung hndi naman maganda  

Kapag maikli ang kumot, malamang tumangkad ka na!

ang lumakad ng matulin.....ay natatae..

di bale nang tamad, hindi naman pagod" =D

kapag may isinuksok... may bulsa   

An apple a day.......is too expensive !

Don't do unto others...what we did last night. :D

Kung hindi ukol, hindi bubukol... Sya ay baog..   

"Behind the clouds.......are the other clouds!!"

(sequel: and behind the other clouds are STILL another clouds!) Asa ka?

Kung kaya ng iba, ipagawa mo sa kanila! Now na!   

Aanhin ang palasyo kung ang nakatira ay kuwago, mabuti pa ang bahay kubo, sa paligid ay puno ng linga. 

kapag me sinusok... Meron masasarapan... wapaaak!

Your beauty is classic in tagalog ''Mukha ka ng matanda!'' 

Pag may isinuksok, isuksok mo pa, harder!!!!!

"Pagkahaba haba man ng prosisyon.......mauubasan ka din ng kandila!!"  

------------------- So... NASIYAHAN ka ba?... BAYAD MO??-------

 MARS =)

 

the Oh-My Josh edition..

Yesterday when I get home, I watched one of the movies that I borrowed from my friend GLO when we went out for a VAMPIRE to VAMPIRE date at 2:am a couple of days ago..


the title of the movie is WHEN IN ROME..


and maaaannn   Josh Duhamel was such an eye candy..

 Nah... this is not a "I-Checked-Him-In" kind of post  just like my notes  on  some celebs.. ( though it surely would knock my undies off if I did!)

  It's just that.. I have this nice feeling that I'm gonna MARRY him anytime SOON..  :-)

Dear Mr.  Duhamel, 

You'd better be quick, yo' know!

I'm a LIMITED EDITION, if you are not aware.

I could be taken quite fast if you are not so quick to get me... 

just a piece of advice.. ;-)

 MARS

(DISCLAIMER: this site does not claim any credit for the pictures posted above)

the THOUGHT COLLECTOR....

credit for this image goes to GRAPHIC LEFTOVERS

When I started this blog site.. I promised to my self that no matter  how  hard life could be treating me, I will try my very best to put positivity in anything that I would ever write.While it may be true that not everything that we read may NOT be as exciting as it seems.. I always try my best to be true to myself and of what I think and feel as I write about a certain issues.

As important as writing  to me is reading as well, because I always believe that for a person to be able to write anything, he should learn how to READ first. I am one of GOOGLE's die hard fan. My favorite daily reads are funny quotes, silly anecdotes and love sayings (yeah, as cheesy as it may sound but I do like it so don't judge!). Somehow, those quotations really hits home and if it does, you would realized that who ever wrote this, he/she might have shared the same feeling at one point in her life. These silly quotes doesn't only makes me feel good, it also makes me realize that I am still.... NORMAL.. ;-)

• I cannot make you feel special, I can only remind you that you are special.
• Sometimes when you care about someone, honesty isn't necessarily the best policy.
• The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between.
• Nobody really knows how much anyone else is hurting. We could be standing next to someone who is completely broken & we'd never know it.
• POSITIVE thinking is not about EXPECTING the best to happen..It is about ACCEPTING that whatever will happen is the best. 
• Your eyes see only what is in front of you, but your heart sees everything else.
• Keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground
• People who have a good sense of humor, have a better sense of life!
• You never really live until you find someone worth dying for.
• An EX is called and EX becauseIt is an EXample of what You shouldn't have again in the future. 
• If the door is open: Walk through it; If the door isn't: Cut a hole and continue. 
• Instead of thinking about what you're missing, try thinking about what you have that everyone else is missing.
• Live simply, think quickly, work diligently, fight fairly, give generously, laugh loudly and love deeply!
• One of the simplest ways to stay happy.. Just let go of the things that makes you sad!
• You will face many defeats in your life, but never let yourself be defeated.
• If someone was stupid enough to walk away from you, be smart enough to let them go.
• Hugs are the best gifts ever: They come in all sizes, fits everyone, and nobody will mind if you want to return it. :)  
• If you know what hurts yourself, you know what hurts others.
• Prosperity is not without many fears and distastes; and adversity is not without comforts and hopes.  
• I'd rather be alone for the right reasons, than be in a relationship with someone for the wrong reasons 
• Being true to yourself is better than being a liar just to impress everyone!
• Kindness is the language, which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.  
• A friend's love says "If you need anything, I'll be there."True love says "You'll never need anything, because I'll be there."
• When someone is so sweet to you, don't expect that they will be like that all the time because even the sweetest chocolate expires!
• The good life only starts when you stop wanting a better one. 
• Never feel you need to lower your expectations just because other people can't meet them!  
• You can live without the person who says YOU ARE MINE, but you can never live without someone who says I AM YOURS. 
• A foolish man will tell a woman to shut up...A wise man will tell a woman she is beautiful with her lips closed 
• Chase nothing but your dreams and let everything else chase you.
• No one ever gets tired of loving. But everyone gets tired of waiting, assuming, hearing promises, saying sorry, and hurting all the time.
• Falling in love is like the rain. It's unpredictable. But there are always signs before it completely falls.  
• We all make mistakes, some big, some small, but the person who loves you, will forgive them all. 
• Sometimes I wonder if you look at my face book profile, like I look at yours. :) 
• It takes a strong person to say sorry, and an ever stronger person to forgive
• I never asked for someone who could offer me the stars in the night. Just someone to lay down and watch them with is enough.
• There's only one thing I regret doing..loving the girl who didn't love me, and forgetting the one who did.
• I'm a limited edition, so you better get me before I'm gone ;0
• There are plenty of times I want to walk away from you, but I don't because I know you won't come after me.
• Shoot for the moon, because even if you miss you'll still end up amongst the star
• You have enemies? Good. That means you stood up for something sometime in your life.
• Don't think that the ability to be able to hold in your feelings makes you strong, being able to let them out is what's harder
•  Life doesn't get easier, you just get stronger.
• Man says to woman: "If you were my wife, I'd poison your drink"...woman says to man: "If you were my husband, I'd drink it. 
• Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life.
   
• Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest.. It's about who came, and never left your side.  
• Two Friends are like hands, one of which washes the other
   
• Sometimes, there are no words; only shoulders to lean on, hands to hold onto, and hugs to comfort you as best they can. 
• Don't give up if you took a step backward, remember that the arrow needs to be drawn back to move fast ahead.  
• Man says to woman: "If you were my wife, I'd poison your drink"...woman says to man: "If you were my husband, I'd drink it!".  
• Life is like a photograph; we use the negatives to develop.  
• The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least. 
•  I wish heartbreak was as painless as getting a haircut. You don't feel a thing, but when it's over, IT'S A NEW YOU.   
• Life is like an hourglass. sooner or later, everything hits the bottom. U just have to be patient & wait for someone to turn it around.  
• Find a heart that loves you at your worst, and arms that will hold you at your weakest.
• Decisions are the hardest to make especially when its a choice between where you should be and where you want to be. 
• When God takes something from your grasp, He's not punishing you, but merely opening your hands to receive something else. 
• Be like a bee: anything he eats is clean, anything he drops is sweet and any branch he sits upon doesn't break!   
• Sometimes the best part of a relationship starts when it actually ends.  
• Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.  
• Life is like a role of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful; but it always ends at the wrong moment.  
• The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.
• Sometimes when I say "I'm OK" I just want some one to look me in the eyes, hug me tight, and say, "I know you're not."  
• Is that your ex?" "No, that's the biggest mistake of my life. 
• When life throws shoes at you.. at least pick through the best ones and try them on for size. 
• They say love is around every corner. I must be walking in circles. 
• If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are others here for? 
• Don't tell me the sky is the limit, when there is footprints on the moon!  
• They say: not all singles are available. How about: not all taken are in love? 
  
• SINGLE is NOT a status. It's a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others. 
• Falling in love is like letting a man put a gun at your heart and trusting him never to pull the trigger.
•  It takes a lot to be my "once upon a time" but it takes even more if you want to be my "happily ever after"  
• My mother told me not to talk to strangers I don't talk to myself anymore.  
• Choose your battles wisely as everything isn't worth fighting for; somethings & even some people you just have to let go of.   
    
   
   

the UNINVITED...

I have had a surprised visitors tonight.. Well it wasn't really a surprise.. they informed me they were coming to the house in 15 minutes..

(at least they had the decency to let me know about their arrival right?.. probably they realized that they don't have the key to enter our flat so they don't have much choice but to let me know they are coming.. NOTE: when they said they are coming, it was a statement, never a permission, hahahahaah ) :-)

What can you expect from Reich and YUJIN ? They are two of the most spontaneous people I ever had the misfortune of knowing! hahahaha joke!

I haven't get the chance to bond with these two, as often as we had been doing before because of our conflicting schedules and various reasons. My Vampire existence (working in the evening, sleeping in daytime) made it impossible for me to meet them even in my day off. We have been very occupied with our own troubles and we have been nursing ourselves separately for quite some time.

So when I saw them both at our doorstep, I know in an instant that it is going to be more than just a simple chit chat, it will be a fellowship of a 3 LOST SOULS..

Its time to uncork the bottle in my imaginary cellar, a gift given to me one of my passengers who had an excess baggage.

I refused to take it because its not ethical to take anything from a passenger but the passenger said " It's your BIRTHDAY today! Happy Birthday!."  well..... the customer is always right, RIGHT? so who am I to argue?

 So now my "birthday present" was there in front of us.. saying hello to one of the best conversation IT would ever hear while its liquid is being emptied and the left over chips, mushrooms in butter and garlic and some olives are slowly vanishing in its designated plates.

We gossip about other peoples lives to our hearts content (its just a harmless chat and no one was lambasted on our private talk , OK...I LIED, there was one we have lambasted and HE rightfully deserves so!)

WE laugh our lungs out while watching the "PINOY HENYO of EAT BULAGA" and tried to catch up on some other things we have missed sharing with each other.

"No matter what.. Lets celebrate LIFE!" -- YUJIN

And above all were so happy gurgling the sparkling "champagne", thinking how lucky we were sipping a drink that only the riches can buy. Just because it has a name we cant pronounced and a  taste that seemed so "so sosyal" made it look so damn expensive!

Only to know later on that it only cost 10USD, (thanks to GOOGLE)  Yujin  even said, "that was its price in 2005, so now maybe its.... 15USD??? (hahahahahahah!). That was the biggest boo boo that I had in months.

We people often take things in its face value, not realizing it's real worth. There are so many things in life the we often take for granted. It doesn't really cost much to have a good laugh, too have good friends, to have good conversation, to get experience, to discover new things, to cry hard and be renewed after.

They said the best things in life are even FREE

Just like the bottle of "CHAMPAGNE" we had... It may be cheap... oh no... extraordinarily inexpensive (now YUJIN will like the term and BOY ABUNDA might like it also, but i'm sure MIRIAM DEFENSOR has a better word for it, but whatever it is.. I wouldn't dare ask as I will never understand it anyway )  and even FREE, but its the BEST  I ever ever had.

 P.S... that is the only "champagne" I ever ever had.... Cheers!

the logo...

so much talk about the new logo of the Philippine Tourism...

haaay naku... puro na lang debate..

 o cge ako na lang...

o di ba?

ako na ang maganda!

bongga!

the Photographer..

Today.. I had the privilege of checking-in one of the best Photographer of all time. Mr. Jacques Robert, in our Air France flight.

He was kind enough to give me one of his photos, taken during Chanel Fashion Show in 2009.

 

(I hope I could have given more justice to these photo, ironically I don't have a decent camera)

Mr. Jacques Robert

Merci, Monsieur Robert Jacques. Il fut un honneur de vous avoir rencontré. J'espère que nous allons nous revoir.

An since you are good friend to Mr. Karl Lagerfeld, can you ask him to give me a Chanel Original?

Ehehehehe...    une faveur qui, si elle est accordée, sera à jamais cherised

Listen

Read phonetically

the APPLICANT....

I just receive an email from my cousin Dianne.

It is really too hilarious not to be shared.

At this point in time.. God knows I really need to have a good laugh..

Let me share this too you...

*****************************************************

My Resimay:

To hoom it Mae cunsern, I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and  do sum a counting. I think I am good on the fone and  I no I am a pepole person. I no my spelling is not two good. My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser. Sinseerly, Tiffanny PS : Because my resimay is a bit short.          I sent a pickture of me.       Employer's response:       Dear Tiffany, It's OK honey,  we've got spell check. See you Monday.       *************************************************

I know its really mababaw...

the simplest coping mechanism  sometimes is to just put a smile on your face in the midst of  life's turbulence....

It may not solve  problem that easily but somehow, it makes life PUNCHES a little bit bearable.

the Nay Dionisia Series....

Since it is Pacquiao Day today: Let me just indulge ourselves with a good laugh. 

I swear I'll never get enough of Nay Dionisia Jokes. Here's what can make me roll out of laughter anytime of the day: 

Gotta love her! Gotta love her!

Genie: Bibigyan kita ng isang kahilingan.

Aling Dionisia: Talaga?…gusto ko gumanda!

Genie: Buksan mo ang bote.

Aling Dionisia: At gaganda na ako?

Genie: Hindi. Babalik na lang ako.

Pacman: Sabi ng titser ko, bakit daw ang eggplant walang egg?

Aling Dionisia: Sabihon mo sa titser mo, na pag me egg yun, turta na yan, TURTA!

Reporter: Nguang nanalo ka Manny, anong pasalubong mo kay Jinkee?

Manny: Ibon syempre. Mahilig sya dun e.

Reporter: Ibon? Anong klaseng ibon?

Manny: Yung mga lipstek, pangmik up ba? Basta mga Ibon products! Yo know…

Dionesia: Doc gusto ko magpalagay ng breast.

Doctor (gulat) magpapasexsi ka na?

Dionesia: Breast sa ngipen ba. Para umayos yun ngepen ko! Deba uso yon?

Aling Dionisia: Inday, akina nga yung seeds ko.

Inday: Bakit po magtatanim po ba kayo?

Aling Dionisia: Anung magtatanim sinasabi mo? Nasisilaw ang mata ko kaya kailangan ko yung seeds.

Pacquiao: Honey, buksan mo na yung sweets.
Jinky : Lambing mo talaga. mwah !! Nasan ang sweets honey?
Pacquiao: Yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita… ang dilim!!

Sa isang Birthday Party
Aling Dionisia: Blue!!! Blue the Kick!!!!

you iS!’

‘you is!’

‘you is!’

-siGaw ni aLing dionisia pgdating sa Amerika. Andito na aq sa ‘you is!’

Sa isang sosyalerang salon:


Gretchen: "I want my hair dyed jet black, cut it short and then treat it with lots of keratin extracts."
Aling Dionisia: "I want my hair dyed gold, curl it to the fullest level then implant one diamond at the tip of every strand.:


Taob ang La Greta!

“Ang ganda ng bigas!” Iyan ang sabi ni Mommy Dionisia pagkagaling ng Las Vegas, Nevada.

Foreign Reporter: “Do you have freedom of speech in Mindanao, Congressman Pacquiao?”

Manny: “Yes, we are free to spit here, there and enywhere.”

Congressman Manny (as he addresses fellow freshman congressmen in a pre-session caucus): “My Dear Colleges . . .”

Another congressman (whispers to Manny): “Bai, hindi ‘college’ it’s ‘colleague’ . . .”

Congressman Manny (correcting himself): “Colleague, singular, Colleges, plural.”

Pacquiao: Wala, talo ka na kahit anung gawin mo..

Hatton: Pagandahan na lang tayo ng nanay!

Pacquiao: Ah! Wala namang ganyanan. I mean you know…

 MODERN VERSION OF A "chain letter":

“Si Pacquiao ay magiting na mandirigma. Send this to 50 people or magiging kamukha mo si Aling Dionesia…

BABALA : Madami and dumedma dito at ......nagsisi.”

DISCLAIMER: this site doesn't claim any credits for the pictures posted. This POST is NOT intended  to hurt anyone but to bring joys and laughter for those who needs smiles to take away the pains in their hearts amidst this difficult times.