When people are sad.. they tend to go out and have some fun..
When I feel sad.. I stay home and read "tweets"... (funny na LIBRE pa!). Here are some of the #gaguhangkasabihan, that can really cause serious KABAG.. so share ko lang. I had my share of utot! its your turn!
---------------- MARS----------------
Why did God make woman last?? -- Because He didn't want someone telling him what to do. ;p
A man asked a genie to make him a billion times smarter than anyman on earth, so the genie turned him into a woman.
I made a list of wrongs and rights tonight. And you' re number one on both sides.
Can u imagine a world without men? No crime and lot's of happy fat women.
Falling in love is like falling asleep when the class is going on, you were not supposed to.... but you did.
If women came with instructions, nothing would change. Men don't read instructions anyway
I knew I was in love when all those stupid songs started to make sense.
Yesterday is a canceled check; Tomorrow is a promissory note; Today is the only cash you have; So spend it wisely.
When I got the key to success there's always someone changed the lock.
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
If you are going through hell... keep going.
Life's too short, smile while you still have teeth. : D
"I love u with all my butt I would say heart but my butt is bigger".
"Everyone who poops on you is not necessarily your enemy and everyone who helps clean it up is not necessarily your friend."
---------------------------KALOKA KOWTS----------------------------
Annhin mo ang bahay na bato kung...... sa kapitbahay mo to?!
Lahat ng cheese burger may cheese, pero hindi lahat ng hamburger may ham!
Mahirap lunukin ang Pride, lalo na kung bareta :)
Aanhin p ang gabi, kung wla k nmang katabi at Anong silbi ng may katabi kung wla namang nangyayari .
Bato bato sa langit, ang tamaan.........SAPUL!
ang batang masipag..... katulong pag laki!
Love is GOLD. --and time is blind
"Kung ANO ang tinanim, ANO din ang aanihin"
Hindi lahat ng kumikinang ay ginto..minsan...MUTA lang yan.
Ako ang nagsaing... iba ang kumain..... DIET ako eh.
Aanhin pa ang damo...kung naka-rehab na ang kabayo?
Aanhin pa ang damo kung wala namang kabayo? Edi ikaw gumamit!
walang madilim na daan kung jowa ang pupuntahan...
Papunta ka pa lang........ Sige, ingat!
Pag binato ka ng bato..........umilag ka! wag shunga!
Birds of the same feather..........malamang mag kamag-anak!
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Ang Batang Masipag, Pag Laki Pagod!
ang taong hnd lumingon sa pinanggalingan.. nanggaling sa bahay ampunan, malamang!!
ang hindi marunong lumingon sa pinanggalingan ay....may stiffneck!!!!
walang matigas na tinapay........ sa mas matigas na ngipin..
Walang matinong lalake sa malanding kumpare.
kapag may tyaga.........GOODLUCK!
huwag mang-agaw ng asawa...kung hndi naman maganda
Kapag maikli ang kumot, malamang tumangkad ka na!
ang lumakad ng matulin.....ay natatae..
di bale nang tamad, hindi naman pagod" =D
kapag may isinuksok... may bulsa
An apple a day.......is too expensive !
Don't do unto others...what we did last night. :D
Kung hindi ukol, hindi bubukol... Sya ay baog..
"Behind the clouds.......are the other clouds!!"
(sequel: and behind the other clouds are STILL another clouds!) Asa ka?
Kung kaya ng iba, ipagawa mo sa kanila! Now na!
Aanhin ang palasyo kung ang nakatira ay kuwago, mabuti pa ang bahay kubo, sa paligid ay puno ng linga.
kapag me sinusok... Meron masasarapan... wapaaak!
Your beauty is classic in tagalog ''Mukha ka ng matanda!''
Pag may isinuksok, isuksok mo pa, harder!!!!!
"Pagkahaba haba man ng prosisyon.......mauubasan ka din ng kandila!!"
------------------- So... NASIYAHAN ka ba?... BAYAD MO??-------
MARS =)
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