the Nay Dionisia Series....

Since it is Pacquiao Day today: Let me just indulge ourselves with a good laugh. 

I swear I'll never get enough of Nay Dionisia Jokes. Here's what can make me roll out of laughter anytime of the day: 

Gotta love her! Gotta love her!

Genie: Bibigyan kita ng isang kahilingan.

Aling Dionisia: Talaga?…gusto ko gumanda!

Genie: Buksan mo ang bote.

Aling Dionisia: At gaganda na ako?

Genie: Hindi. Babalik na lang ako.

Pacman: Sabi ng titser ko, bakit daw ang eggplant walang egg?

Aling Dionisia: Sabihon mo sa titser mo, na pag me egg yun, turta na yan, TURTA!

Reporter: Nguang nanalo ka Manny, anong pasalubong mo kay Jinkee?

Manny: Ibon syempre. Mahilig sya dun e.

Reporter: Ibon? Anong klaseng ibon?

Manny: Yung mga lipstek, pangmik up ba? Basta mga Ibon products! Yo know…

Dionesia: Doc gusto ko magpalagay ng breast.

Doctor (gulat) magpapasexsi ka na?

Dionesia: Breast sa ngipen ba. Para umayos yun ngepen ko! Deba uso yon?

Aling Dionisia: Inday, akina nga yung seeds ko.

Inday: Bakit po magtatanim po ba kayo?

Aling Dionisia: Anung magtatanim sinasabi mo? Nasisilaw ang mata ko kaya kailangan ko yung seeds.

Pacquiao: Honey, buksan mo na yung sweets.
Jinky : Lambing mo talaga. mwah !! Nasan ang sweets honey?
Pacquiao: Yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita… ang dilim!!

Sa isang Birthday Party
Aling Dionisia: Blue!!! Blue the Kick!!!!

you iS!’

‘you is!’

‘you is!’

-siGaw ni aLing dionisia pgdating sa Amerika. Andito na aq sa ‘you is!’

Sa isang sosyalerang salon:


Gretchen: "I want my hair dyed jet black, cut it short and then treat it with lots of keratin extracts."
Aling Dionisia: "I want my hair dyed gold, curl it to the fullest level then implant one diamond at the tip of every strand.:


Taob ang La Greta!

“Ang ganda ng bigas!” Iyan ang sabi ni Mommy Dionisia pagkagaling ng Las Vegas, Nevada.

Foreign Reporter: “Do you have freedom of speech in Mindanao, Congressman Pacquiao?”

Manny: “Yes, we are free to spit here, there and enywhere.”

Congressman Manny (as he addresses fellow freshman congressmen in a pre-session caucus): “My Dear Colleges . . .”

Another congressman (whispers to Manny): “Bai, hindi ‘college’ it’s ‘colleague’ . . .”

Congressman Manny (correcting himself): “Colleague, singular, Colleges, plural.”

Pacquiao: Wala, talo ka na kahit anung gawin mo..

Hatton: Pagandahan na lang tayo ng nanay!

Pacquiao: Ah! Wala namang ganyanan. I mean you know…

 MODERN VERSION OF A "chain letter":

“Si Pacquiao ay magiting na mandirigma. Send this to 50 people or magiging kamukha mo si Aling Dionesia…

BABALA : Madami and dumedma dito at ......nagsisi.”

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