the DAY OFF....

alright! so excited to start my DAY OFF..cant wait to relax and get rested after the grueling days in work.
but now that i have it.. i don't quite know HOW To START! here's why..

need to wash clothes FIRST..
need to tidy up the place..
need to vacuum floor..
need to do grocery (with whatever budget is left!...IF there is a budget at all!)
need to cook food for today (and..TOMORROW and the day after tomorrow and the day after that!)
need to wash the dishes (that piles up last night coz i was tooo lazy to do..IM OFF remember??)
need to change the bed sheets.. and wash them as well.. change a new ONE!
need to iron uniform..
need to defrost the fridge..
need to clean the closet..

and the list goes on and and on and on...


haaayyyzz!

the only consolation is I am FB-ing and twitting, (WHILE reading a book) in betweens...

this is one of those times when I wish i am an octopus with eight tentacles

for those who doesn't have an idea on how a typical day OFF in DUBAI is spent, there you have it!

my reward for working 13 days- STRAIGHT!

Im SOOOOOOoooooo RELAX!

hah!

and another HAH!!

the K...

for the 2009 i promised my self that i will try not to be too hard on myself and take things easily...

i just realized that whining on things that i do not have the power to change, sulking on the things that i could have had but never get... was not only futile.. but also a waste of a precious, precious, precious time..

for every minute that i allow the negative thought to show its ugly head in my mind, i am robing my self of a minute of happiness and inner peace.

True! And the only thing i got from this F*****G negativity are wrinkles on my face, a whole lot of miseries that could rival the guiness book of world records! and TONS of body fat that REFUSES to go away! Darn!..

So now i would be much more kinder to myself. i will refuse to think of any depressing thoughts no matter how disheartening the situation could be. Efficiency of the mind will not flourish on gloomy atmosphere anyways. So i try to surround myself with happy thoughts to de-stress my mind and detox my spirit...

Speaking of happy thoughts... i have been recently hooked with what i call "K" phenomenon! I always considered my self "mababaw" but K brosas' funny antics and crazy anecdotes never failed to lift my spirits up!

Here are some of her "natural" comedic side as posted in her twitter accounts:

hmmm...prang gusto kong bumili ng blackberry fone..ok ba yon?? user friendly ba? haggard na nokia ko eh..hehe...:)

lahat ng adik sa farmville...punta tyo sa dept of agriculture at magbigay pugay!

nampuchang fb yan, d ko na alam kung luto? tanim? isda? pet? poker? sakit sa ulo dong!!

pag pasensyahan nyo na pic ko d2...kagigising ko lng nyan...nak ng!!!! ehehehe..suot ko lng jan ay...lotion...crop ko lng..hehe :)

@alexderossi dont tagalog! do u shy? dont shy!

aha! u can never can tell..whether u like it .....or else!! :)

o my gassss! my englis is out of stock!its like a blessing in d sky! bwahaha..

ok i engliss 2! coz u better watch out u better not cry...coz santa klaws is out of town!! sheeet...

@alexderossi yes..as a matter of pact..its effort..u know? the effort is wer d airflain landed...naia effort! ewan din...hehe :)

OMG!!... C.O.D!!....P.G.H!!.....L.P.G!!... so may followers na pla! touch ako mula puyo hanggang talampakan! tama! :)

@vlackverry o ayan...hi vlack...ur very very....vlack! try mo vlue! ehehe..tnx...sensya kung d ko sagot lahat ha.. :)

kung may tinanim...may aanihin...kung ano ang puno...sha din ang bunga!! motto ng farmville! hala cge harvest!

motto ko....... bawal tumawid! nakamamatay! at keep off the grass!!

hey..me 2 single, b4 taken....for granted! i am a supermodel....model...platoon!! wat d pack?! :)

i cant sleep! maderfader!! i tink i have amnesia...hmmm...o sori insomia..i stand errected!!

o sha 2log na me..tues nyt zirkoh morato me...enjoy me sa inyo..saya me..kain me lucky me....hu me?? ehehe

eating steak at trinoma.. Mahal ha nkaka trauma! Shet it rhymes!

ano ang sinabi ng ipis sa tsinelas nung hinampas sya nito?... IPIS: HOOOOOYY!!.... kung mkahampas ka naman kala mo close tyo??!!

going out to get my blackberry...its not blue not silver but its bery bery blaaaackk!! :)

wat d pack??! kelangan daw sa globe o smart ako kuha blakbery pra may twitter?! eh may line nko..bili na lng ako ng KYOWA fone, libre bigas!

nokia din ang nabili ko...tsk tsk...d daw bagay sa pagkatao ko blackbery...nokia 5110 na 48 megapixel na may cord!

bakit single pa rin ako??!....ang dapat na tanong ay... bakit ko kelangan ng partner!!.. (prang bitter lng)

para sa mga d maka2log...ok lng yan...buti na wlang 2log kesa wlang GSING!! just drenk ur magnolia melk ferst! :)

wow!! sarap lumamon!! o.a kinain ko ha! pag tumaba...ang sulution ay.....2big kanal o 2big baha! not just 1 but 2 glasses a day!

nampucha! lasing na nman me last nyt, pro keri lng kc saya ng show at tao d2 abu dabi! at daming tip! hay! mkakaluwag luwag nko sa buhay! :)

tatapatan ko c lady gaga....iba na name ko...call me LADY ULOL!! o LADY GUARD!! bwahaha...

yey! ipapasyal kmi d2 sa abu dabi ng mga mayayaman kong new frends! dadalhin kmi sa...mc do!! yaman dba?! charozz! exciting!

is going to abu dabi mall coz we want to go malling in abu dabi, and guess wat? ders a mall here in abu dabi and its called abu dabi mall!:)

Taray ng hairdo ko ngayon! Kinabog ko ang sto.nino sa kulot!

Taray ng amcor xmas party d2 cuneta astrodome! Star studed! D2 cna..julie vega, rico yan, ric segreto..charoz! Saya!

D2 nko cebu! Grabe tindi ng jetlag ko ha sheeet! Bwahaha!

Wait ko lng start ng show..shet! Pasko na pla? Nung nangyaree? d ko namalayan ha! Hehe, kya nman prang xmas ball outfit ko,skit sa mata!

@alexderossi kaw na nga! Complete woman.. From a 2 zinc! Me? Im just a woman! Ukininam japan!

Grabeee! Puro bata audience, akala cguro nila c jollibee ako! Hehe, saya!

excited...may pupunta d2 haws pra sa auto loan ko...bibili ako bgo car!! pang mayaman noh!...KIA PRIDE!! (meron pa ba non?!) charoz!! :)

@alexderossi teh try mong pakalbo likod ng ulo mo tpos patatoo ka ng mukha! doble kara ba!

show ako sa casino heritage hotel 2nyt! taray outfit! plunging nekline! coz i belib dat breastfeeding is best..up 2 ..2nd yr college!! bwaha

@itsmemarielt hi der! Wats up 4 u and evrything on it? I have twitter na rin so im in! Its me k brosas and im konyo!? Ehehe :)

wat is.....Balance Sheet?? - What comes out after eating a balance diet... bwahaha...

watch ko new moon ngayon lng.....juice ko!! lalong tumaas lagnat ko kay jacob!! ehehe..nampuchang abs yan!

bkit ganon sa ibang bansa puro gwapo mga aswang, vampires ,werewolves...d2 pinas...chaka!! tikbalang,kapre! hmmp!! unfair ha!

wat is....Statue - Ikaw ba yan? tapos... Tissue - Ikaw nga!! (pag wlang magawa oh!) ehehe :)

share ko lng.. tumawag bading kong frend, tanong nya kung have ako dvd ng SLAMDUNK MILLIONER! bwahaha..slamdunk tlaga! d ako mkarecover!! :)

ay photogenic daw ako?! tnx! :) pro may nagsabi saken b4 na..K!! photogenic ka pla?!...sa personal!! ahaha...

dvd marathon na lang.... umpisahan ko sa saw 6!! horror!! aylabet! bloooody! eheheh.. :)

ayyyy...sheeeeettt!! prang d ko pla kaya saw 6! umpisa pa lng..naknampuchang dugo yan!!!

ayyy....2 dvd na lng natira, dis is it ni m jackson at deadline starring britanny murphy...ayyy....pareho ng pumanaw mga bida..kaloka ha!

so wat u wanna talk about? anything under or over d sun of a beach...im bore...ask up up away!!

entrance ZIRKOH not sure, i tink more or less 250, so less! if no money just outside, luk in d glass its free!

im single? no im taken..for granted! hehe..4 yrs now no bf...and yes i had an ex men named jeff...but memory gap..ahaha..he is nice..tsk tsk

me virgin again??...hmmm... peklat na lng...so sad indeed! naglayas na nga kc wla daw sha silbi! bwahaha.

ayoko mag luvlyf kc prang ondoy din yan kc ondoy victim din ako, darating na wlang abiso, sasalantahin ka tpos wla na, limot ko na rin! :)

tnxt ako frend ko..."meron ka gosip girls dvd?"...reply ako.. teh "kulang ng S!" Sagot agad sha.."ahh oo nga...GOSIPS girls pla" bwahaha :)

classic yang frend ko! dati sbi nya...super laki tlaga ang mall of asia...mas malaki pa daw ata sa great MALL OF CHINA! ahahaha! :)

BRB ayt?! (shet konyo?!) hehe...pwede kyo nman mag isip ng joke...cge na...may prize ang pinakankakatawa! rountrip tiket sa ...mrt! go! :)

ayyy...linaw na ng copy ng 2012 (d ko bnili ha, hiniram ko lng!)
khit d nko mainlove!! basta gusto ko pang mabuhaaaaayyy!! punyetang 2012 na to kung makapanakot oh!!

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it.... you might as well laugh about it now! (serious?!) tamaaah! :)

sa fb daming "became a fan of.." daming fan site, bkit ako wla? hehe.....pwes sasali ako sa...KAI BROSAS beacame a fan of..electric fan! :)

pic ko sa fb na kai brosas ay yung beige suot ko, with matching nagnaknaknak sa tamis ng smile! :)

Tagal nman ni doc! Knina pko d2 oh! dpat sa albularyo na lng cguro ako nagpunta, may libre hilot pa! :)

wla akong jowa! wlang nangliligaw khit isa! at wla pkong naging jowa na showbiz..at 34 nko, i never lie about may age,muka akong bata.fetus!

o sha mga tweetharts...2log nko... pag gsing kulitan uli tyo... so always remember.......hmmm.......i forgot! mwaaahh! :)

Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??..... Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?.....hihihi :)

papuntang taping sa qtv...dahil jan..wat is dilemma??--- hindi maliwanag o wlang ilaw! brownout ata!! ang dilemma!! :)

my motto in life?? love is gold, time is blind!! (baliktad?!)

fav cartoon?? c astroboy! kc bakla sya...isipin nyo...ang bazuka nya nsa pwet!! ahaha! level ko farmville...42 :)

fil dad ng anak ko...ako ang half...half filipina...half american...half...tiki tiki!!



O di ba?? sarap ngumiti?? =) hahahahah

THE 2009..

Dear 2009:

BAD TRIP ka!

You put the world's finances to the drain,

You kicked our ass out and put a lot of my brothers and sisters out of work...

You give us flood and a lot were left homeless... lifeless..

You made a lot of people hungry.

You forced a lot of our youth to quit school

You robbed us of hope...you stripped us with our dignity.

You've put our backs on the wall..

You made a lot of people cry...

BAD TRIP ka!

Mabuti na lang...

We have been in this world long enough to

.. establish LOVE i n each other's hearts..

..gain TRUE friends who help us get through to the toughest of times..

..we have a strongly knit family and our love for each other is strong enough to keep our faith with each other..

.. our compassion for our each other have made each day bearable.

BUT despite your meanness you have brought up the worst and the BEST in us..

You have made us realize that we can be stronger than we thought could ever be..

We have learned to surpass our human limitations..

There had been an abundant supply of love, care and humanity

and best of all, we were still able to step forward with our FAITH..

and we will continue to do so... for as long as we live..

GOODBYE 2009!

P.S.... wag ka nang BABALIK leche ka!!

and to 2010....HELLO! WE ARE READY FOR YOU.. =)